Where Harry Potter and Mean Girls Collide

fuckyeahmeangirlsmacros:

He’s so pathetic. Let me tell you something about Albus Dumbledore. We were best friends in middle school. I know, right? It’s so embarrassing. I don’t even… whatever. So then in eighth grade, I started going out with my first girlfriend, Minerva, who was totally gorgeous. But then she moved to Hogwarts, and Albus was like, weirdly jealous of her. Like, if I would blow him off to hang out with Minerva, he’d be like “Why didn’t you call me back?” And I’d be like “Why are you so obsessed with me?” So then, for my birthday party, which was an all-boys Death Eater themed party, I was like “Albus, I can’t invite you because I think you’re gay.” I mean, I couldn’t have someone gay at my party. There were gonna be boys there in their Death Eater costumes and nothing underneath. I mean, right? He was gay. So then his mom called my mom and started yelling at her, it was so retarded. And then he dropped out of school because no one would talk to him, and he came back in the fall, all of his hair was long, even his beard and he was totally weird, and now I guess he’s on crack.